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Happy Birthday, to TheVulture, for the Giraffe Call

For the Vulture’s Prompt

Mark came home to find the lights on in his apartment, the smell of fresh-baked food in the air and boxes from his closet strewn on the floor.

Either he had been burgled by the most domestic thieves ever, or his mother had actually remembered his birthday. Mark was betting on the thieves.

“I know judo,” he called out; it was even true. “Hello?”

“In here, Mark.” It wasn’t his mom. Indeed, the voice… well, it bore similarities to his mom faking a deep bearlike voice, as she once had when he was five or six. “It’s your birthday.”

“This is too weird.” He followed the voice into the kitchen, wondering if his mother had finally gone around the bend.

“It’s your birthday,” the voice repeated. Sitting in his favorite chair, paws liberally dusted with flour, in front of a monstrosity of a seven-tier cake… was his old teddy bear, from childhood. “And you forgot me.”

“I… you’re talking.”

“And I baked you a cake. Which are you going to be more surprised by?”

“Uh… considering my kitchen, the cake. Ted… you’re talking.”

“Always could. You just forgot. Forgot a lot, didn’t you, when you ‘grew up?'”

“I….” he sank into his chair. “You climbed out of your box and baked me a cake.”

“Well, someone had to, didn’t they?” He still sounded like Mark’s mom doing a Ted voice, but… well, Mom couldn’t cook, for one. “and besides…. you never really forgot, did you?”

Mark stole a fingerful of frosting, and thought about moving that box, with Ted in place of honour at the top, from apartment to apartment for the last decade. “I guess I never did. Happy Birthday, Ted.”

“Happy Birthday, Mark.”

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Random Erotica: Rin and Ivette @dahob

Rin is from Reiassan, Ivette from Addergoole. 100 words.
Later, Rin would never be sure how the redhead had gotten into her room, or what she had whispered in her ear to get her to relax. She would never know quite where the woman with the fire-hair had come from, or where she had gone, leaving nothing but a long line of bruises and scratches and a series of blurry but oh so pleasant memories.

“Consider me a wedding gift,” the gorgeous woman had murmured, and then, “lie back,” and, far outside of her normal mode, Rin had lain on the soft sheets and spread herself to the pleasure.

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What I did on my April Vacation (@inventrix)

So! In talking to @inventrix today, I realized I hadn’t told you guys yet about our AWESOME vacation last week.

So! Monday afternoon, T & I drove up to Troy-Albany-etc., where E.Mc & Kris have a lovely no-longer-pink house. E.Mc & Kris are just about our best friends in the world, but they live 3-1/2 hours away, so seeing them is always a bit of an arrangement. And a treat!

This visit had an ulterior motive, other than the shopping (I came home with a new desk and a new desk chair) and the birthday presents (They got us a Soda Stream! And I have a real pan to cook roux in now! And lots of other awesome things!) and the delicious food (so much food so much food) and the awesome company…

…Elizabeth Bear and Scott Lynch were doing a reading and signing nearby.

Elizabeth Bear is one of my top 3 favorite authors ever, and Terry Pratchett and Jim Butcher are less likely to stop by upstate NY. So this is, like, one of the most awesome things ever for me. Somehow (mostly due to pure panic), I managed not to act like a stupid fangirl. Mostly.

They both read a lengthy piece, Lynch from his upcoming third book in his (awesome) Locke Lamora series, which made me borrow the first one from E.Mc because wow, and Bear read a short story from the same ‘verse as her new novel Range of Ghosts.

Then we got books signed. And I, uh, told a famous author I wanted to be her when I grew up (I’d better hurry; she’s 5 years older than I am and has published 12 novels in 10 years. O_O) She either recognized me from LJ or pretended very well. (eee)

And then I went and hid in the back for a while because eeee. Um. Still working on this networking thing. But Eee. Um. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Also? I finished The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch, and you should totally read it. And then everything by Elizabeth Bear. Go, do that. I’ll wait.

http://www.amazon.com/Lies-Locke-Lamora-Scott-Lynch/dp/0553804677
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=Elizabeth+Bear

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April Giraffe Summer

First: Vulture, I’m sorry, yours slipped the queue. I’ll get it written tomorrow!!

Second: If you donated, please let me know what story you’d like to see continued. 🙂

The April Giraffe Call:
2012-04-14
Theme: Celebrations & Special Occasions
19 stories written.
17 total prompters, 0 new
4 people donated a total of $50, 0 of which were new.
Link to Call: http://aldersprig.livejournal.com/463029.html / http://aldersprig.dreamwidth.org/321693.html

Stories:

Addergoole
Reunion (LJ)
Welcome to Addergoole (LJ)
Yr14
A Family Matter (LJ)
Problem-Solving (LJ)

Fae Apoc
Barganing, Acceptance, Grief (LJ)
Returning Paradox (LJ)
House-Warming (LJ)

One-Off
First Wind (LJ)
Reunion (LJ)

Learn-to-Knit-Day (LJ)
Lost Day (LJ)

Sol Invictus (LJ)
Bruin’s Birthday (LJ)
No Parades (LJ)
Family Reunion (LJ)

Tir na Cali
The Goddess’ Rocky Path (LJ)

Vas
Harvest (LJ)

Fairy Town
Spring (LJ)

Reiassan
The Empress is Dead… (LJ)

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Alder By post Delayed

Alder by Post should be going out this week (the April edition); apologies for the delay.

Let me know if you are not already a subscriber and would like a copy; if you’ve donated $7.50 in the April Call or $50+ over the last year, you may have a copy for free.

Back issues are still available for January, February, and March.

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Free Icon Day, Call for Prompts, and PSA (@rix_Scaedu)

rix-scaedu‘s Prompt Call will be closing in approx. 24 hours.

Read “Inappropriate Use Of A Time Machine,” then go leave her a prompt!

Djinni‘s Icon Day 22 is still open, and ~$100 from the tip incentive where everyone gets a dinosaur icon! Go get an icon! Tip and get two!

That being said – I’m horribly behind on both friends lists, so if I didn’t comment on something you want me to read (I’m looking at you, Clare and Rix, specifically), poke me about it, please.

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Summer Giraffes – A poll

The “summer” months are much busier for me than the “winter” months (read: “above freezing” vs. “below freezing”), and I won’t have as much time for writing. In the hopes of not totally abandoning my other projects, I’m only going to hold two Giraffe Calls in the next four months.

I may fill the intervening months with mini-calls.

What do you think? (DW-only poll; if you do not have a DW account, please feel free to answer in the comments).

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The Empress is Dead… a story of early Reiassan for the Giraffe Call

For stryck‘s Prompt. Reiassan has a landing page here.

Set several generations before the Rin & Girey story.

Edyunnaedyun was with his third wife when the messenger came. The man – not a normal letter-carrying boy – bowed low to the ground but otherwise paid no attention that he’d interrupted Edun and Issalaina in the middle of making another heir.

“Prince Edyunnaedyun, we regret to inform you that your mother the Empress has died. Please prepare your son the Emperor for his coronation as soon as possible.”

“My mother? Impossible.” He sat up, tossing a blanket over Issalaina. “She’s a young woman.” And he’d thought he had years and years to convince the council and the family that the habit of skipping a generation should have died with her grandfather.

“And a warrior. Felled by an arrow. Please ready the Emperor as soon as possible.”

“The Emperor,” Edun sneered, “is six years old.”

“Regardless, he is the Emperor.” The messenger bowed again, and exited.

“My heart and my blood.” Issalaina was young, and prone to romantic excess. More than making up for this, however, she was sexually welcoming and not troublesome, unlike his first two wives now were.

“What is it, my lovely weaving of the finest silk?” She did take a careful hand, however.

“Don’t be so desolate. The Emperor has six years… and you are his father, and most likely to be chosen Regent until he reaches his first hunt. Isn’t that what you want? To rule?”

“To rule… yes. Yes. Put on your formal robes, Issa, and your thinnest veil. I will tell Opinani to ready her son for his new role.” His second wife hated him, but she had given him his third son, his heir by the convoluted and frustrating rules of their new nation. And she was his wife; she would obey him, even if she hated him.

“My robes, the fabric of my life? But what of Opinani?”

“Take your place as favored wife, Issalaina. Don’t you want to be at the center of the court?”

“Ah… yes, the center of my world.”

Issa was a lousy liar, a fact that Edun generally appreciated. She was also, he recalled, young enough that she had spent her entire life under cloister. “Wear your veil,” he suggested, “and stay close to me. I will protect you.”

Her shoulders relaxed, and she nodded. “Yes, my spine and my saddle.”

That one was a little strange. Edun wondered, sometimes, about Issa’s upbringing. “I will go talk to Opinani. Have my formal robes ready for me when I return.”

Opinani, it seemed, had already heard the news; Ipinnynon as already being clothed. From the cut and style of the outfit, his second wife had anticipated this; from the befuddled look on the boy’s face, the new Emperor had not.

Stranger, however, than the already-ready Empirical robes on his son of six years, was the equally-formal robes on his wife of eight long years. Those, at least, had the look of not having been tailored exactly for her; parts, he thought, she had borrowed from his sisters.

“You will not be needed at Court,” he informed her. Had she been hoping to regain her place as favored wife. “You may come to see your son installed as Emperor, of course. But your clothing is above your station.”

Opinani only smiled. The answer came from the door behind him. “The river has shifted, son. With the installation of an Emperor, the roles of everyone change. Your son’s daughter’s daughter will be the next Emperor after him.” He would know his eldest sister’s voice anywhere.

“So?” Edun knew how the laws worked. He had been fighting them since he was old enough to shout.

“So,” Opinani answered, “guided by the late Empress’ husband, I, Ipin’s mother, will serve as his Regent.” She gestured at Edun’s half-on tunic. “You may come to see your son installed as Emperor, of course, but your clothing is… ah.”

“You cannot! I forbid it!”

“But the Emperor requests it.” His Second Wife’s smirk was as infuriating as ever. “But Edun? Do bring Issa. The poor girl needs to get out more.”

Pronunciation Guide:
Edyunnaedyun EE-dyun-NAY-dyun, the “u” being like the word dun, bun, run
Issalaina IS-suh-LAY-nuh, with the same “u” sound as her husband.
Opinani OH-peen-AH-nee, “ee” like in “need,” “OH” like in open, boat. “AH” sounds totally different to me than it does to you, I shan’t try. 😉
Ipinnynon – I-pine-NIGH-nawn – I like the word “I,” pine like the tree, Nigh rhymes with sky, and nawn rhymes with dawn.
Edun, Issa, Second Wife) and Ipin are the nicknames for these four people in order.

If anyone knows the male version of Dowager Queen, I’d love to know it, pls.

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Djinni Icon Time!

So! Djinni has completed another set of icons!! (That’s Summer, up there, giving me 3/4 of a set:


(Winter, Autumn, Summer)

I also got an image of Beryl and the Damn Cat, bringing me to three Aunt Family icons by three different artists

Annnnnnnnnnd with icons posted,
Icon Day 22 is up! Which means decisions!

I’ll satisfy @inventrix’s idea of a set and get Spring for my first icon. Buuuut if the donations get to $300 (And the have the last umpteen times)… what then?
Thoughts include:
* A gremlin or pixie from Dragons Next Door
* A blue person from Vas World
* Ciara, Ahouva, or another Yr 9 character
* Pepper, Fuchsia, or another Year 14 character (okay, that one’s probably silly)
* Another Facets character.

Thoughts?

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