Teal Deer: If you’re a Patreon Patron, or if you leave a tip from now— Nov. 29th via Ko-Fi or Paypal, leave me a prompt on any one of the last 12 months’ Patreon themes (or Nov 19’s theme) and I will write you words.
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For NanoWrimo this year (yep, it’s coming up that quickly!), I am going to let you — specifically my Patrons and tippers — tell me what to write. Continue reading
First: Spoils of War I: Surrender
PLEASE NOTE: THIS CHAPTER IS NOW DEFUNCT. I WENT BACK TO THE END OF CHAPTER 21 AND AM REWRITING FROM THAT POINT
Apparently, what happens when I have too much time to think in a hotel.
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“You put what in the shampoo?”
“I didn’t put it in the shampoo, I changed our contract to a company that put it in the personal care products.” Lorin wasn’t visibly on the defensive, yet, but there was a bit of a shoulder-shift going on.
“Okay, so, our contractor put what in the ‘personal care products?'” Auria was not at all mollified by Lorin’s “correction.”
“Pheromones. Not a lot, no, just a tiny bit. Just enough to make people who visit our hotel feel like they’re part of an in-group, part of a select clan. Just enough to make them breathe in and think ah, home about our hotel and our guests.” Lorin had clearly read all of the marketing material. Twice.
“Lorin. We are hosting a fantasy convention this weekend. Every room we were willing to book is triple-occupied if not quintuple-occupied, and that’s not counting the guests they think we don’t know about. So figure an average of 4.5 guests to each room. They’re almost all requesting extra toiletries. Extra towels. And they are spending all day in the main Conference Spaces. Do you see the problem? Do you see?”
Auria gestured broadly towards the lobby, not that she needed to. There were clearly two groups: those who had taken advantage of the toiletries and those who had not. Or so one could assume from the very tight gathering of one group and the far looser gathering on the other side, the smiles and slightly tilted heads vs. the slightly stand-offish body language, the more tidy costumes, in some cases, vs. not. Those who were in the first group were looking almost beatific. And those in the second were looking both left-out and irritated.
“So… you’re saying.” Lorin looked at Auria, then back at the lobby, then back at Auria, “that I should encourage the rest of them to try our new hand soap?”
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A new setting, Unicorn/Factory colors an early industrial world, where the ravages of rampant production are being held off by unicorns.
This story has some dark themes – not just pollution, corruption, and the clash of industrialization & farming, but also the very real costs paid by the farming towns. It also encompasses, in some stories, (unicorn-based) rape and forced pregnancy, maiming, and murder.
Best Places to Start
Down the River
The Silver Road (LJ)
Preconceptions
The Stories
So, the first year we were in our house, someone came onto the property and just started picking apples. Claimed they knocked, but T. was in the garage and they didn’t, say, leave a note or anything, they just started picking.
T. told them to Get Off My Property and, as far as we know, they’ve never come back.
I giggle about this sometimes.
Couple years ago, this guy who looked like a hipster except with a thick Eastern European accent stopped by and wanted to photograph our tree. I told him only if he took some apples. 😉 He took like three reusable-shopping-bags worth and came back later for more.
Last year, a nice guy brought us a gallon of cider BEFORE he started picking apples, and brought us some maple syrup too, and then more cider. Took a lot of apples – we did not have any shortage, let me tell you.
Just got a note from him the other day and, in addition, there’s a nice older lady who stopped by with her grandkids to pick some apples. Hooray! I am super thrilled by people who come to me to get apples. (Especially when they leave cider behind).
But only if they ask first.
Or, you know, happen to bike by while we’re picking apples.
Or come with a good recipe for something we haven’t done with apples yet.
(And we still have more than enough for ourselves, let me tell you, even without breaking into the weird apple trees in the hedge row).
Also, tonight for dinner: Kale Apple Soup.
Something was just a little too — a little too easy.
Abseil put her hand over the mouthpiece. “Someone – guys, get someone watching the front door. Get the mall to close the doors if you can,” she murmured quietly,. She didn’t want to lose her comfort here. She didn’t want to be left on her own, but —
But she had a responsibility.
Olly and Kevin stayed, arms tight around her, as she went back to the phone. Continue reading
First: Purchased: Negotiation
Previous: Unicorn
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They sat there for a moment. Leander was trying to come up with something to say that wasn’t sir, you’re weird, and that terrifies me, and Mr. MacDiarmid seemed to be trying to come up with anything at all to say on his end.
It was like that, sitting on the floor, one of Mr. MacDiarmad’s hands on Leander’s and the other on his shoulder, that Sylviane found them.
Leander tensed. He didn’t— But — how was he going to explain— Continue reading
A world connected to many other worlds, including our own, by unpredictable and sometimes transitory portals, Portal Bound is both the name of an incomplete story (never posted) in the world and the world itself.
You can find the beginning of the story excerpted on Patreon.
World Building Via Portals