30daysmeme, Diapering Dragons
Day 3 of 30 days of Fiction: “3) Write a query letter for a fantasy (any kind) novel” (one day late)
Dear Prospective Agent,
The ogres next door have moved out, but the new neighbors have a joyriding teen and a new infant whose cries can wake up the neighborhood. Sure, the wee little thing is adorable, but he belches fire when he’s colicky and needs asbestos diapers.
Audrey and her husband try to be neighborly, but what can they do when their ten-year-old daughter agrees to take on the task of babysitting the Smith’s difficult new baby? Diapering Dragons and Burping Banshees is a cheerful exploration of a strange suburban neighborhood, where you never know if the folks next door are going to turn out to be monsters, or just four-legged people with scales.
At 50,000 words, Diapering Dragons takes on the issues and problems of being a tween through the kaleidoscope lens of a fantasy world, lending perspective and the distance of allegory to issue like peer acceptance and untrustworthy adults.
Thank you for your consideration,
Aldersprig
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By Request (@inventrix), sort of: Hatching
Well, I wrote 250 words and didn’t get to the dragons, so I’ll try to write another 250 tonight to actually GET to the babies. But here’s more of the world of “Damn Dragons, get off my lawn!
My husband came home early from work on Wednesday, and I have never been so glad for his presence, or his Presence. Our younger two had off from school, and what with what was going on next door, they were alternating between whining and throwing tantrums.
And next door… “What is that horrible noise?” he asked, wincing as the riotous cacophony reverberated over several spectrums of audible and other-sense.
I was already stuck in a permanent wince. Our youngest is, it seems, shaping up to be a mimic. Not the time I wanted to find out. “The Smiths’ baby is hatching.”
“Hatching?” He got a look in his eye, that one I could never say no to, no matter how much I wanted to. My darling would never lean on me, not like that, I’m sure of it. Except moments like that, where I’m not sure of anything. “Aud…”
“You want to get closer to that noise?” I wasn’t sounding quite saintly in that moment, I’m afraid. I might have been screeching myself.
“It’s horrid, I know, but I might be able to make it better if I’m closer. And, besides. Dragon Eggshell.”
I held up a hand. “Rule nine.”
“Rule nine,” he agreed. “But can we go?”
“If there’s one chance in a hundred you can make this better… yes.”
And so we walked into the mouth of hell, the children safely ensconced in their tower. It wasn’t the first time we’d done so, he and I, but it was certainly the noisiest.
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Ayla Pictures and another Free Icon Day
Ayla’s getting all the piccie love lately! 🙂 First
meeks‘ drawing of her Change, and now djinni has done two icons of her!
To further improve matters, Djinni is doing another free icon day! There’s a new tip incentive, where if you tip $20, you’ll get one of your icons as a 4″x4″ drawing.
If you’re not familiar with djinni’s free icons, checking out his icon tag and my Autumn picture here.
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Free Icon Day – Henriekeg
Originally posted by
henriekeg at Cartoony icons!
Name of Day: Free Icon Day (though it might run multiple days depending on the interest)
…Go here for the post plus examples!
Anyone who donates anything will get an icon, if the donations reach 300 euro, everybody who requested will get one.
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Cool Kickstarter
Via spouse-man:
Some time ago, I wrote a story featuring Lee Valley’s version of this. I’m rather fond of the concept.
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The Uniform
Rating: PG-13 for sexual innuendo
It wasn’t his uniform, but it fit him, and it felt good.
Cole straightened the sleeves – powder blue. Who put their military officers in powder blue? – and checked the set of the jacket in his reflection in a car window, then set off down the street. It took only a couple steps to get back into the proper cadence, and not even that long to get the posture right. He’d been out of uniform for a couple years, sure, but the Air Force never really left you.
Their salutes were a bit strange here, but he’d watched officers and enlisted grunts interact for half an hour before he stole the uniform. It wasn’t hard to imitate the gesture, which the academic sorts had mentioned was Roman-esque; the attitude he didn’t have to fake. As long as he didn’t run into anyone who knew the officer he was pretending to be, he should be fine. Of course, in a city as crawling with military as this one, that wasn’t a very safe bet. He rounded the corner, intent on his destination, and nearly bumped into another powder blue uniform.
“Sir.” The pretty blonde with one bar less than him and a chin you could cut cheese with knocked off her salute with just a bit too much precision. Cole had seen that before, although never from the receiving end. In the Home world, soldiers didn’t do that sort of thing to men, at least not tall, strong-looking men.
Here, though. He saluted her back with exact precision. “Lieutenant,” he nodded brusquely. “What’s the situation in the Northwest Quadrant?”
The Northwest Quadrant was on fire; as far as they could tell, the whole damn quarter of the city had decided to riot at once. But she was coming from that direction, and her uniform showed wear on the cuffs and a long seared mark along one side.
“Under control. Sir.” There was a suggestion to the “sir” this time, like she had an idea how he’d earned his rank. Well. “I was sent back to barracks to R&R,” she continued, “but the barracks are on the other side of a line of fighting right now.”
It wasn’t, exactly, a question. She was eyeing his very clean jacket, which fit him like it had been tailored. His very clean hair and face, not even bothering to hide the question: do you deserve to wear the uniform?
Even though it was a stolen jacket, with a borrowed rank, in a world not his own, the accusation rankled. He smiled back at her with an expression borrowed from a female commanding officer, one that was full of suggestion. “There’s a place right around the corner where you could bunk down for a bit. You look like you’ve seen quite a bit of action.”
She stood a little straighter, surreptitiously straightening her own sleeves. “Sir?” One eyebrow rose the tiniest bit, asking did you just proposition me?
“I’ve got your back, Lieutenant,” he answered, poker-face. With luck, he might get her front, too.
“Well, sir,” she shrugged, tugging at the bottom hem of her jacket. “I could use some time off my feet.”
“I hear you,” he nodded sympathetically. “This way then, Lieu…”
“Jaxine,” she interrupted. His back to her, Cole smirked.
“This way, Jaxine.” The hidey-hole had probably been a pretty decent one-bedroom walk-up before the city had been occupied; it still had, now, passable running water and a one-burner propane stove. Cole had been hiding out here for a few days, working on a story; the rest of the team was three floors up, in a decent place with good curtains.
“Not bad,” the blonde acknowledged grudgingly. “You guys at the top get all the nice stuff. Our bunk’s a basement parking garage.”
“Rank, privileges, yadda, yadda,” he shrugged, hoping he wasn’t giving himself away. “The shower even works.”
“Are you saying I need a shower, sir?”
“Cole.” Deliberately, he took off his jacket and folded it over a chair, the only chair left in the apartment. “There’s also a bed.”
“Mm.” She paced the apartment, threw the deadbolt, and checked the windows, the closet, and the bedrooms. “One bed.” She took off her jacket and draped it beside his on the chair.
“One shower,” he countered, as he undid the first button of his shirt.
“Five hours till I have to be back on duty.” She undid her top button, and raised him a second button.
“Then,” he stepped forward and unbuckled her belt. The patent was still stiff and shiny, the buckle new. “I’ll make sure you get some sleep. Lieutenant.”
She reached for his belt, smirked, and switched her grip. Used to unbuckling women’s belts? “Or at least some horizontal time. Cole.”
kink_bingo prompt B-1 from my card, “Uniforms/military kink.”
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Cole is from the upcoming setting, Facets of Dusk. Stay tuned for more!
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Poll: What do you want more of?
Summary of the last so often
The Drakeathon E-book, Tales for the Sugar Cat, is now On Smashwords and Available for review on Goodreads!
I challenged you to write to
dailyprompt. (Post here if you did so and want me to aggregate the responses to that challenge).
meeks did a lot lot lot of awesome art (including more on the Ayla sketch and on Rin’s nose and an icon for meee).
I’ve started three new settings, one of which needs a title, the other one of which doesn’t:
The Foundation/Library:
Hello
Training
Ants, Grasshoppers, Magpies
The Cathedral
The Inhospitable Planet:
Moving In
Dancing for Joy
(You’ll see the other one in the next few days, but that one’s Facets of Dusk)
I wrote some on Stranded World:
Stepping Around
Day Job
And on FaeApoc: Invisibles
We put in an offer on a new house, and it was accepted.
My job moved, and it was stressful.
We hiked a lot, and it rocked.
I’m planning on writing for
kink_bingo, stay tuned for from 5 to 25 pieces of smut.
This piece was weird but fun
This piece was just weird.
I should do these more often
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