
First: Spoils of War I: Surrender
PLEASE NOTE: THIS CHAPTER IS NOW DEFUNCT. I WENT BACK TO THE END OF CHAPTER 21 AND AM REWRITING FROM THAT POINT

First: Spoils of War I: Surrender
PLEASE NOTE: THIS CHAPTER IS NOW DEFUNCT. I WENT BACK TO THE END OF CHAPTER 21 AND AM REWRITING FROM THAT POINT

He was not – any of his-coworkers, his family, his contacts, or his very few friends would agree – generally what one would consider a pet person. Pets were inherently messy, disorderly, and noisy. A woman at a previous job had once suggested he might have a very pure-bred sort of cat, like a Siamese, or perhaps a greyhound (“Long and sleek, like you,”) but he had never seriously considered it.
The cat had come first. Torte (“Tortuga”) had been stuck in a newspaper box on the side of the road on Winter’s commute. The cat – then barely more than a kitten – had been clearly miserable, terrified, and starving. Winter had paid for a paper, used a little bit of Strand-smoothing to get the box to actually open, and taken the kitten and the rather soiled paper out.
The kitten had come with him to work; the paper had gone in the nearest recyling bin. When none of his co-workers expressed interest in a kitten, Winter had to admit he was a little relieved (if only to himself, and possibly to Autumn, when she called). He’d already grown fond of the little thing, feeding it on little containers of half-and-half and packets of tuna.
The ferret had been even more of an accident. A neighbor downstairs had moved out but somehow lost their ferret in the move. When Winter found the ferret several days later – Torte found the ferret; Winter just convinced the cat that it wasn’t just a strange mouse – Winter had fed it, bathed it, put it in a ferret-safe (Strand Working had its uses) box, and tried to reach the former owner.
Who, inexplicably, did not want their ferret back. No, they’d moved on, they had a new place, they didn’t need a stinky fur-snake anymore, thanks. Winter was welcome to the thing.
He renamed the stinky fur-snake Myrrh (it didn’t seem to mind) and took the time to make sure Myrrh and Torte could get along. He also called his sister Summer and suggested a few things she might do with her ability to curse people and places she might aim those curses.
He called their mother about some Strand-spells for the smell (which wasn’t all that bad, as long as Myrrh was taken care of) and for the fur (which was always going to be an issue, called a vet he’d done a favor for about what he should be feeding them, and learned how to keep his suits immaculate and his animals healthy and happy.
When the parrot showed up on his doorstep (more or less literally), however, he found someone else who was looking for a pet.
Two was enough, he told himself.
Until another little kitten appeared in his path, shivering in the snow.
Three was enough, he told himself, wrapping the creature up in a handkerchief and tucking it in his jacket pocket. Three, and no more.

She was, Abseil realized, asking a building what was next. She was asking a building – and nobody was answering. Nobody had said anything. Kevin and Olly were looking at her, not strangely – well, not too strangely – just waiting.
Abseil cleared her throat. “Guys?”
“You’re steering.” Olly tapped her shoulder. “You saved me.”
“Me, too,” Kevin added in.
“Nuh-unnh. The two of you saved yourselves.”
“By following you,” Kevin countered.
Abseil looked between them. “Mall?” Continue reading
First: Purchased: Negotiation
Previous: Testosterone Stuff
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Leander would have been content to stay quiet when they left Mr. MacDiarmad’s office. Considering the way the last few hours had gone, he might have been content to stay quiet forever.
If he was quiet, he reasoned, he couldn’t put his foot in it any deeper. If he was quiet, he wouldn’t end up with Sylviane dragging him back to her father, and maybe he could avoid her treating him too much like a broken doll.
He was still a little surprised when Sylviane slid her hand into his and squeezed. He looked down at her — she wasn’t all that short, really, it was just somehow that he was still looking down at her — and raised his eyebrows, hoping that, at least, was safe. Continue reading

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She slipped out of bed and opened the window, found a clean tunic and slipped it over her head pulled it off and found an under-tunic, slipped both on, and laid out a tunic for Carrone. She looked in her pack, not sure what she was looking for. For understanding.
“Hey.” It took her a moment to realize that he’d said that several times. “Hey, Deline. Lady Dedenarrion. Look at me.”
She looked up, wondering why Pethiarrie hadn’t left her any trews, to find Carrone sitting on the side of the bed. He’d made it and put on the tunic,but he was still sitting there, watching her.
“Ask me again.” Continue reading

First: Spoils of War I: Surrender
PLEASE NOTE: THIS CHAPTER IS NOW DEFUNCT. I WENT BACK TO THE END OF CHAPTER 21 AND AM REWRITING FROM THAT POINT
Apparently, what happens when I have too much time to think in a hotel.
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“You put what in the shampoo?”
“I didn’t put it in the shampoo, I changed our contract to a company that put it in the personal care products.” Lorin wasn’t visibly on the defensive, yet, but there was a bit of a shoulder-shift going on.
“Okay, so, our contractor put what in the ‘personal care products?'” Auria was not at all mollified by Lorin’s “correction.”
“Pheromones. Not a lot, no, just a tiny bit. Just enough to make people who visit our hotel feel like they’re part of an in-group, part of a select clan. Just enough to make them breathe in and think ah, home about our hotel and our guests.” Lorin had clearly read all of the marketing material. Twice.
“Lorin. We are hosting a fantasy convention this weekend. Every room we were willing to book is triple-occupied if not quintuple-occupied, and that’s not counting the guests they think we don’t know about. So figure an average of 4.5 guests to each room. They’re almost all requesting extra toiletries. Extra towels. And they are spending all day in the main Conference Spaces. Do you see the problem? Do you see?”
Auria gestured broadly towards the lobby, not that she needed to. There were clearly two groups: those who had taken advantage of the toiletries and those who had not. Or so one could assume from the very tight gathering of one group and the far looser gathering on the other side, the smiles and slightly tilted heads vs. the slightly stand-offish body language, the more tidy costumes, in some cases, vs. not. Those who were in the first group were looking almost beatific. And those in the second were looking both left-out and irritated.
“So… you’re saying.” Lorin looked at Auria, then back at the lobby, then back at Auria, “that I should encourage the rest of them to try our new hand soap?”
A new setting, Unicorn/Factory colors an early industrial world, where the ravages of rampant production are being held off by unicorns.
This story has some dark themes – not just pollution, corruption, and the clash of industrialization & farming, but also the very real costs paid by the farming towns. It also encompasses, in some stories, (unicorn-based) rape and forced pregnancy, maiming, and murder.
Best Places to Start
Down the River
The Silver Road (LJ)
Preconceptions
The Stories